I noticed I wasn't in the blogroll after 2 months of absence so I decided I better get back on the ball
This week’s words are:
Girlfriend
Imagined
Slight
Those words seems to go together really well, especially if one is male.
*This is Imaginary* (I'm married)
She was driving me up the wall
Always a reason to be out
Never at home where she belonged
Leaving me here to pout
Maybe it wasn't as it seemed
But as I imagined things
My girlfriend was out fooling around
While I sat alone dreaming of rings
Perhaps I had jumped the gun
And I waited as time ticked
For something that was not meant to be
But her excuses were so perfect
Going to get me a present
Only I had to wait
Always with that slight smile
I had taken the bait
Then she was pregnant
And I was still a virgin
Fifth grade is a bitch
When you are only ten
11 comments:
Holy Shit - good one!
Welcome back to 3WW.
I felt like the words were hand-picked to go together this week as well, lol.
I like the line about leaving him to pout... how cute!
How clever and funny in a 'poor little kid' way! Love it!
Wonderful!! Espeically the part about the "pout"!!
Funny and scary! Did you hear about the middle school in Portland, Me, that gives its students birth control pills?
The ending is great. What a surprise ending!
oh boy that last line was a killer, scary...but done so well.
Sweet!
Chris, you had me going! Good to see you back!
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...it's always something... great poem...
Funny story!
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