Taking 3 little pigs a step further
He built his house of straw, knowing no better. Just how weak or if it would leak. Then he met the first one, a woman so wild. Full of fire and desire. Within days his life was unbalanced and his home was burned to only ash.
Time passed and he rebuilt his house of oak (twigs and sticks suck) thinking the pain he had felt was over. He met the second one. She was a wicked evil bitch, but he saw her spice and thought it nice. Yet again something began to leak. It was her that spilled over emotionally. Crashing and breaking and smashing and thrashing until nothing was left inside. He locked her inside and ran.
This time he moved far away and began his brick house, with vinyl siding (LOL). The most beautiful delicate flower of all women gracefully walked into his life. Awing him with her charm, fragility, intelligence, and love. He instantly knew this was the one. But he felt sick nonetheless. Something was wrong. He had burned all his bridges as he moved along in life and thought nothing of it. Now something seemed like a malignant cancer eating him from the inside out. He ignored it and moved along with the plans. Then on his wedding day he met the bridesmaids, her two sisters. The sister of straw and the sister of oak. He began to choke as his heart broke.
Now it's time for the fun new ending:
He could not marry her with these two sisters, but he had recently received a puzzle box from a man with lots of pins in his head. He carefully wrapped it up and gave it to the sisters and told them to open it together and afterwards they all would talk. Both sisters so full of greed ran to a nearby abandoned house and opened the present and began to play with the box until it started to move all by itself. Both were curious and stuck their faces very close as chains with claws on the end appeared out of no where tearing their flesh away bit by bit. The demons of hell laughed as both sisters were destroyed in a matter of seconds leaving not even a bone, but blood spattered all over the room.
No one could find either of the two strange sisters so the wedding began without them and immediately after was the honeymoon. The man and woman lived happily ever after with the exception of the woman never finding out what happened to the two wicked sisters.
Special Thanks to Clive Barker and the Hellraiser series for inspiring the great ending.
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