Here she comes
With the noodle
It must be time
For class to begin
If there are enough people
We might even try today
Instead of losing count
While we talk about this weeks events
Oh, lets get started
Jumping jacks
bla bla bla
More jumping jacks
bla bla bla
And then...
Jumping jacks
What is the magic number today?
No, it has to be between
Fifteen and twenty five
David can't choose
Okay that sounds good
Get your hand bars
Pendulum swing, push down, push out
Bicep curls and
Jumping jacks
To the wall
Do a C both ways
Stretch some more
Tsunami
See you next time
So this poem was a request and the requester only likes rhymes and iambic pentameter etc...
So I re-wrote it for her
Version 2
When this was written I had not the time
To change my poem into a trashy rhyme
But now with request of her majesty
I will take my cute poem, and on it pee
With noodle in hand she comes to begin
But we flutter kick and talk minutes ten
With jumping jacks we start for minute one
Then at twenty five reps she says we're done
After many other exercises
She smiles like she is giving out prizes
Who will pick the magic number today
Between fifteen and twenty five I say
David you can't choose, you always pick high
Go get your hand bars and stretch for the sky
Pendulum swings, then push down and push out
Keep stretching those biceps until you shout
Back to the jumping jacks before the wall
Do a C, lift your head, then let it fall
If you are lucky then you've made a friend
After tsunami it comes to an end
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